Today in a burst of .. michief, I pranked a friend of mine.. =) *mildly effected Japanese accent*

"Alo? I want to buy cigarettes?"
"Hi, err.. how did you get this number? I don't sell cigarettes"
"But you work in cigarette company yes?"
"Yes... but.."
"So I want to buy cigarettes!"
"I don't deal with cigarettes directly"
"So you work in cigarette company but you no sell cigarettes? Hon-to?"
"I don't sell cigarettes! Let me see if I can pass you to someone."

=P