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To make up for my slackness in posting (shameless Copy n Paste) - It's my life and anything else in between.
Soo Jin

Date: 2006-10-19 21:35
Subject: To make up for my slackness in posting (shameless Copy n Paste)
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I am feelingblahblah

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

Learn to work the toilet seat, if it is up, put it down.

Don't cut your hair. Ever.

Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports.

Anything you wear is fine. Really.

Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than pissing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.

Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

You have enough clothes.

Yes, we still love u even though we dun call you every day/hour/minute/second...we still do...we're not tape-recorders.

If we say we're tired, we mean we're tired physically not tired of u. so dun try to imagine things and stir things up.

If we're not romantic, u will complain. If we are, then u think we did sumthin really wrong. if we're being romantic, just take it and be grateful. if not, it's just too bad.

a leopard can't change its spots. so can't we... at least for some parts it still has to be just us. take it or take it.
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