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Soo Jin

SooJin
Date: 2005-06-08 04:50
Subject: ooo.. knowledge
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AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you
promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.


JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. Second date:
She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. Third
date: You get to have kinky sex with her. Then she'll bid you sayonara,
as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man
tomorrow.


MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get
circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to
support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat
the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!


CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing
happens too. Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going
to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!


HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to
first base. 3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
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