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Soo Jin

SooJin
Date: 2003-02-10 01:32
Subject: some funnies
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x. The Bottom-line
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Don't be too good I will miss you.
Don't be too caring, I might like you.
Don't be too Sweet, I might fall for you.
It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all...

Bottom-line : A person who makes me love him is actually a person who loves me more than I love him. ________________x________________________x_____________

If someone comes into your life and becomes a part of you but for some reasons he couldn't stay, don't cry too much... Just be glad that your paths crossed and; somehow he made you happy even for a while.

Bottom-line :Time will tell. If he's yours he will surely come back.
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Don't throw your back to love when it's already in front of you.
Don't drive it away from you because if you do, someday you'll think again why you let love fly away when it was once residing next to you.

Bottom-line : Treasure the one who loves you! It's not easy to find a person who loves you. It's always more valuable to have a sincere heart.
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The greatest regrets in our lives are the risks we did not take.
If you think something will make you. happy, GO FOR IT.
Remember that we pass this way only once.

Bottom-line : Time doesn't wait. If you think you might have found the right one, treasure the person, don't let that person get away. Don't let fear hold You back. Give it a try else you might regret later... "No one other than ourselves know what can truly make us happy."
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"Two tear drops were floating down the river.
One teardrop said to the other, "I'm the teardrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him. Who are you?"
..."I'm the teardrop of the man who regrets letting a girl go..."

Bottom-line : Nobody will sympathize with a person who constantly lets chances pass by without making any efforts to salvage them. We normally don't realize how important our loved and close ones are until they leave us, and then we start regretting, which results in misery. Lost time is NEVER gained again
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***Even impossible says... I - M - POSSIBLE!!!

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1) The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I Leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
The ......Tyre's.......punctured !!





2) You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.



4) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .
I rather look at the stars again. *****



5) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.



6) u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words



7) If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If I flirt, people say my character is DHEELA.



8) A good speech should b like a women's skirt...
Long enough to cover the subject,
And short enough to create interest.



9)When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars liars pants on fire~!@!



10) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....

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ERROR: no brain detected

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Hope this makes you smile......
EVER WONDER where we are headed...

...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?


...why doctors call what they do "practice"?


...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?


...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?


...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?


...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?


...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?


...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?


...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?


...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?


...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?


...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


AND...


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.


On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).


On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)


On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)


On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)


On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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