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A joke a day keeps insanity at bay - It's my life and anything else in between.
Soo Jin

SooJin
Date: 2009-10-05 21:26
Subject: A joke a day keeps insanity at bay
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I am feelingamusedamused
Tags:jollies, random
A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. “Rest in Peace”
The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rater than getting angry, you should imagine this:

Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on you new location.”


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A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like."
"Oh, that's easy," his pal replied. "All you have to do is find someone whos' just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like."


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A panda bear walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him the sandwich.
The panda bear eats it, pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter, and gets up and starts to walk out. The bartender yells for him to stop.
The panda bear asks, "What do you want?" The bartender replies, "First you come in here, order food, kill my waiter, then try to go without paying for your food."
The panda bear turns around and says, "Hey! I'm a Panda. Look it up!"
The bartender goes into the back room and looks up panda bear in the encyclopedia, which read: "Panda: a bear-like marsupial originating in Asian regions. Known largely for it's stark black and white coloring.

Eats shoots and leaves."

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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2009-10-06 05:30 (UTC)
Subject: LOL
i must admit, this really perked up my day! haha

-OJA-
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User: dcsjin
Date: 2009-10-06 09:36 (UTC)
Subject: Re: LOL
glad you enjoyed it =)
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